We effortlessly step into every role required of us—smart, beautiful, tireless, and creative.
"Who are you?" said the Caterpillar. This did not sound like an encouraging opening for a conversation.
Alice replied, rather shyly: "I—I hardly know, sir, just at present—at least I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have changed several times since then..."
But there is someone who always knows the right answers. And it’s not ChatGPT—it’s every woman!
We live in an era where artificial intelligence is constantly evolving, but the natural intuition of Evas remains unmatched. She knows where you hid your geography textbook, where your beer is, where the boss’s reports are. She remembers every scrape on your knee, tells endless tales of One Thousand and One Nights, knows when to stay silent out of courtesy, is the dream friend, and always has a solution for every situation. And, of course, she looks good. #GetFit #GoSlim—these are the mantras of our times.
She has no working hours; for her, the day stretches far beyond 24 hours. She’s a multitasking expert—hence, she’s Pro Max. She’s a whirlwind. She’s a wonder. She’s a fighter. She’s a creator. She’s the Bonie lass who makes your bed like Robert Burns said, she’s Slippery When Wet—like Bon Jovi, she’s Whole Lotta Rosie by AC/DC. She’s Mother Teresa, she’s Greta Thunberg, she’s Mata Hari. She’s Betty Boop. She’s Jessica Rabbit. Sometimes, she’s a Swifty. Other times, she’s part of the Cumberbitches army. She drives a taxi, operates a crane, and conquers Everest...
That’s our nature—we’re made to do everything. That’s why we’re adaptable, flexible, loving, independent, and responsible. We carry the Herculean task of excelling at work while nurturing our loved ones, maintaining the invisible thread that holds all kinds of relationships together. We've become the UltraSmart edition of ourselves—using more mental muscles than ever.
Many believe that we have predefined “roles” on life’s grand stage—mothers, leaders, colleagues, wives, daughters, friends—but these are merely the obvious, conventional positions assigned to us by society. In reality, we juggle countless invisible tasks and wear masks only we are aware of. We embody multiple roles within one body.
Every social situation and every person we interact with demands a different version of us. We adapt. We follow the unspoken codes.
Mother Popcorn
The parent from the group chats. This role may sound casual, but it’s anything but trivial. If you have children, your phone buzzes non-stop in a colorful social arena. Representing your child in a school or kindergarten group chat is a significant responsibility. Here, leaders and followers are formed. The way you present yourself can influence how your child is perceived—because children pick up on how you speak about their classmates and their parents.
Some mothers are highly active, while others rarely engage in these mini-communities. The strongest approach is to strike a balance—never taking extreme positions, avoiding judgmental remarks, and sprinkling conversations with hearts and likes. Like freely! Crack subtle jokes, offer suggestions that everyone will applaud. Remember, this is nonverbal communication—words carry different weights when emotions and energy aren’t physically present. Choose your battles wisely. The golden rules: be polite, express gratitude, stay informed about trends that matter in this micro-society, and you’ll become one of the cool moms.
The Good Neighbor
Who are you to the people in your neighborhood? Have you joined the unofficial “mainstream” group that knows all the important gossip, or do you keep a low profile?
Communities have their own dynamics, and in the neighborhood, the same faces appear daily. They see you in various states—dressed up, casual, sleepy, hurried. Some people, without you realizing it, know quite a bit about you. Store clerks remember your habits. Some neighbors become friends. With others, you maintain a polite distance.
Navigating neighborly interactions requires finesse—balancing warm hospitality with personal boundaries. If you open your home, especially to children, they will love you. If not, at least adopt the mask of a gracious lady. Be cheerful, helpful, and follow the unspoken neighborhood etiquette. Stay updated on local “news.” Behave—these are the people you see daily. And if you witness something you shouldn't, well… sometimes, it’s best to turn a blind eye. 😉
Party Animal
The way we have fun says a lot about us. We are homo ludens—playful beings. And in today's world, how we present ourselves as party animals carries social significance. Are you the life of the party, setting the pace so others struggle to keep up?
A good camera, an eye for unconventional shots, and “cool” social media posts are essential. Whether you’re married with kids waiting at home or still single, fun nights with girlfriends—at home or abroad—should showcase your cool factor. And there must be evidence of it.
Remember the Black Mirror episode where people were rated with likes, and their entire lives depended on social approval? Well, we’re not far from that reality. Some people enjoy partying incognito, while others thrive on social media exposure. Whether you’re an event organizer, the best dancer in the room, or the go-to guru for relationship advice—own your role.
Give Me a Hashtag
Your party persona is just one layer of your online identity. Social media is a performance, and many strive to be influencers—though the term itself has become overused. Let’s retire it and replace it with charismatic and influential.
To gain traction online, you must cultivate a persona—one that’s entertaining, insightful, or visually captivating. Whether you choose humor, intellect, sarcasm, or raw authenticity, you’re crafting a digital character. And in today’s world, an opinion (not necessarily knowledge 😉) on every topic is a must—politics, health, movies, relationships, food. The right hashtags can make or break your online presence.
In the Gym
Gyms and beauty salons are more than just places for self-improvement—they’re social hubs, mini-communities where knowledge and gossip circulate. Whether you’re the girl who knows all the latest diet trends, the quiet observer, or the chatty friend, there’s a role for everyone. In salons, the unspoken rule is: what happens here, stays here.
Working Girl
In the workplace, our most vital attire is diplomacy. Work environments demand adaptability—engaging in conversations we may not enjoy, balancing professionalism with authenticity, and maneuvering office politics without losing ourselves.
There are countless roles to choose from—the indispensable expert, the tough negotiator, the workplace optimist, the advocate for fairness. Playing our part well can mean the difference between isolation and influence.
Dr. Quinn
The activist with a heart of gold—rescuing animals, helping the elderly, supporting causes. Some women are naturally drawn to this role, while others adopt it as a strategic social investment.
Being involved in social causes isn’t just fulfilling; it can also lead to greater influence. Many women who dedicate themselves to community activism find their way into local government or politics.
"Women are made to be loved, not understood," said Oscar Wilde. And he was right. No matter how hard you try, understanding a woman is no simple task. We are complex yet the most magnificent creation of all.
So—Eve forever! Version 25.0 earns the highest rating yet.
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